Thursday, January 24, 2013

Oh, poo!

If I were to write a Dr. Seuss book, it would go something like this:

Looky here, looky there,
Baby poop is everywhere.

On baby's back, and up her neck
How can so much poopy spread?

On mommy's pants, on mommy's shirt,
If you don't pay attention you'll get a squirt.

She poops so much she never tires,
A new outfit it requires.

Looky here, looky there,
Baby poop is everywhere.



P.S. that just happened.
P.P.S. I'm not exaggerating.
P.P.P.S. how can one baby human poop so much?

1 comment:

  1. OMG too funny and EW! The bliss of the motherhood :)

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